Lindsay Lohan at JFK airport (12/27)
+ Mischa Barton has a criminal cameltoe [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sharon Stone dressed like a prostitute cowgirl on crack (semi-NSFW) [Bastardly]
+ What!? No Lindsay Lohan Naked Pictures!? [Egotastic!]
+ Mary Kate Olsen needs shoes [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Tori Spelling has a fan [Dlisted]
+ Jessica Alba doing what she does best . . . which isn't acting [College Humor]
+ Penelope Cruz moves in with her boyfriend [Lossip]
+ Check out some new pics of Ed Norton in The Incredible Hulk [ICYDK]
+ That one slut from American Idol is pregnant [Yeeeah!]
+ Presenting Jack Osbourne version 4.0 [CityRag]
+ Jennifer Aniston is pregnant? [popbytes]
+ Bow Wow has abs [The Evil Beet]
Natalie Portman at LAX (12/26)
+ Jessica Alba's Baby Bump Starts to Show [Egotastic!]
+ Check out the pics of Mischa Barton leaving the police station [Just Jared]
+ Lindsay Lohan's ex selling a bunch of her personal pics [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Nicky Hilton bikini pics [F-Listed]
+ Wheel of Fortune France kicks ass. Trust me. [Horny Oyster]
+ So Brandy's not a killer after all? [Bossip]
+ Guess that hairy chest [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Krysal Forscutt looking damn from in FHM [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]
Britney Spears ruined Christmas
Britney Spears wouldn't let her two kids open any Christmas presents from her parents--even going as far as hiding them and threatening to send them back unopened. A source told Page Six that Kevin Federline (who's still friendly with his ex-in laws) wasn't pleased with Britney's holiday behavior.
"Kevin told her to stop acting like a spoiled brat. He asked her to give them to him and he would let them open them." . . . Upset with the aspiring rapper-actor, Britney then "bragged a lot about what she bought them just to piss him off, but Kevin expected her to do that. The kids got lots of toys, including some LeapFrog learning goodies and miniature cars." (Source)
Can you blame Britney for not letting her kids open gifts from her mom? Knowing Lynne, her presents probably included a turkey baster, condoms with holes, and a plastic container filled with birth control pills . . . which for some odd reason happened to say "Tic Tacs" on the side. If Britney's mom really wanted to give a gift that kept on giving, she'd give those two kids a vasectomy and save the rest of us from worrying about them reproducing!
PICS - Britney leaving a Thai restaurant last night in LA:
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Amy Winehouse – even her name is intoxicating. Amy has had so much success lately that she was able to spend $4000 just for a tent. Well she has to have somewhere to sleep when she can’t remember her way home at night. Every night.
She is currently worth around $10 million but still refuses to change her “lucky” red bra. The specially padded bra has extra pockets, you know, for tissues, lipstick, strange white powder that probably isn’t crushed Tylenol.
Although Amy does possess an extraordinarily beautiful voice, she is swiftly becoming the British Britney when it comes to erratic behavior. You know you need help when you are getting phone calls from Kentwood, Louisiana from “concerned well-wishers”.
Singer Pete Doherty is beloved by all in the UK, that is all the people who think getting so drunk you start seeing 6ft lizards playing pool with your eyeballs and taking so much heroin even Lou Reed looks nervous is a cool pastime. Doherty is an expert at mocking English traditional values; he takes his tea at 4pm instead of 3pm, wears a double-breasted suit on a Sunday (with vomit stains) and once voted for the Green Party, the bounder!
Pete thought he was so rich he could afford to cheat on former supermodel girlfriend Kate Moss, who is worth over $30 million. Actually, if you listen carefully at night you can actually hear Pete sobbing into his pillow as he realizes not long ago he was shacked up with one of the world’s most famous and richest supermodels and now he has to bum cigarettes off the old lady that stinks of piss and lives behind the VD clinic offering hand-jobs for a buck and a bottle of fortified wine… or as he likes to call her, the “ex”.
Fortunately, he will soon make his riches back when he releases his magnificent solo album, “Noises I Heard As The Ambulance Came To Get Me”. Apparently on this record it is actually possible to make out some of the words he is singing, just not in the right order… and out of tune.
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10. A Night on the Town
9. "Mommy's a bad driver"
8. The Obligatory Upskirt
7. Proactiv Case Study
6. A Margarita for the Road
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Fergie and Josh Duhamel engaged
Fergie and her longtime boyfriend Josh Duhamel are getting married. According to the actor's rep, the couple got engaged "recently"--but not on Christmas. A source told People magazine:
"Fergie called a lot of her girlfriends today to tell them the news. She said they don't know what kind of wedding they want yet, but that she is the happiest girl on earth." (Source)
Mischa Barton arrested for DUI
2007 has proven to be a banner year for celebrity DUIs. And it just got one better. Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI at 2:46 this morning in West Hollywood. The actress is being held on $10,000 bail. Last night Mischa said:
No seriously, no seriously, no seriously, you're like one of the coolest people I know, no I'm serious, I'm serious. You are. It's bright in here. Hey it's bright in here. Do you guys notice how bright it is in here. Yeah, I'm OK to drive.
Get it? That's my impression of Mischa Barton drunk.
UPDATE: In addition to DUI, Mischa was popped for possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. Drugs? I just can't believe . . . oh that's right, I can.
