Gary Coleman selling his car on eBay

Climb aboard the time machine and travel back with me to November 8 when Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes was being sold on eBay. Here's what I said:

Sure it may seem fun and glamorous to drive around a celebrity's car but it’s just not worth the hassle. You want to get hounded by starstruck fans wanting a picture every time you get behind the wheel? Such a headache. Last year I bought Gary Coleman's moped. I swear I couldn't drive 20 feet without getting stopped. "No Gary I will NOT give you a ride," I'd yell, "Use your bus pass!" Little guy’s like a pit bull.

Well it turns out Gary Coleman's car actually is being sold on eBay (starting bid $25k):

What you all are looking at is The famous Gary Coleman's 2007 Saturn Sky. This Roadster is the coolest car out in the market and you can now have one with a really cool Value if you bid on this Famous one. Thank you for checking out my site please email with any Further Questions. The Winning Bidder gets a complimentary autograph from Gary Himself. Good Luck and Happy Bidding!!!! GOD BLESS!!! Also Mudflap add on is on the car. This vehicle is gently used and in excellent condition of course. (Source)

Holy shit! A complimentary Gary Coleman autograph?!? For only $25,000?!? *liquidates stock portfolio*