David Beckham's Armani ad
According to Victoria Beckham, her husband's new Armani underwear ad has not been digitally "enhanced" in any way. She told a reporter:
"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!" (Source)
Victoria totally got that last line from my sixth grade math teacher. Not sure why she'd bring that up during a parent-teacher conference but, hey, my Dad was proud.
It' doesn't look that big to me...All I can see are balls. Well, I know a certain Scientologist will be drooling over this picture for hours.
Victoria Beckham is a size queen.
oooh wheee! I want me one like him. He's not only packing, I'm lovin the abs too. Totally masculine looking. I ain't mad at you Posh!
I didnt know that dicks are perfectly ROUND mine came looking more like a banana - not a kiwi...
And if you expect a woman to admit that her husband is pee-wee your dreaming...it would be even more embarassing for her to admit shes married to a peanut-dick.