Britney Spears in West Hollywood(12/10)

Thats' Britney Spears out and about in her infamous pink wig earlier this week. Of course the question that everyone's dying not to have answered is why exactly Britney wears that thing. Us Weekly says:

Amy Gibson, creator of the Amy's Presence wig line tells Usmagazine.com about Spears' style choice: "She wants to be noticed. It's a statement that she wants fame. She's saying, 'I am Britney, here I am.'" (Source)

So Britney wears the pink wig because she wants attention? Thank you Captain Obvious. The only way she could be more of an attention whore is if she wore a hat with a giant arrow pointing down at her that had signal flares shooting out of it every 30 seconds. And it's so bright you can see it from space. "There's the Great Wall of China, the Pacific Ocean, and hey look, there's Britney," astronauts might say.