Britney Spears and Adnan the paparazzo (12/22)

How was your weekend? If it wasn't full of sex with paparazzi and fake British accents, it wasn't as cool as Britney Spears'. I can't even begin to explain all the crazy shit that happened so I'll just post various quotes from news reports about Britney's Saturday night:

". . . wearing the same turquoise top (sans bra) and jeans as the previous day . . ."

"Britney Spears stops to take snapshots of a mural she spies while driving by, but has trouble in getting a good shot because all the paps keep jumping in front of her to a take a picture of her!"

". . . Britney tooled aimlessly around L.A. in her Mini Cooper, blowing through red light after red light."

". . . locked into the unisex bathroom while an allegedly pregnant woman awaits impatiently outside."

". . . she exclaims, 'You guys are fucking so stupid. Maybe it's me.'"

"Britney adopts a remarkably convincing British accent while making yet another pit stop at a gas station restroom."

"After discussing the possibility of him coming into her house she said that her house was too dirty and that she would rather go to a hotel . . ."

"The pap emerges around 4 am, needing a cigarette."

So I'm pretty sure Britney hooked up with that paparazzo at the Peninsula Hotel. I didn't see any chocolate on him when he emerged from the hotel so they couldn't have been baking. The same goes with fingerpaint. That pretty much leaves sex. In Britney's defense, the guy does have one of the sexiest vacant stares I've seen since my three tours in 'Nam.

NOTE: Check out the 7-part video (with looooong descriptions) of Brit's night after the jump...