Ashley Olsen in New York (12/8)
I'm disappointed in you Ashley. I didn't think you had it in you to so haphazardly toss a lit cigarette on the ground like some common hobo. You know how I'm doing my Christmas shopping this weekend? Well go ahead and kiss that extra sale of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Volcano Mystery goodbye. And I'm returning all of my Full House DVDs. Except season 5--or as I call it: "the season when D.J. Tanner finally started developing breasts." Shit, did I just say that out loud.
Maybe if she didn't smoke, she wouldn't be so freaky looking.
I would have called the police to report this litterbug. It's not like she could run away in those shoes.
Hellooooooo,
Whats her NAME? ASHley, right? No butt? Smokin? (well, thats a stretch).