
Paris Hilton making out with Brody Jenner at LAX in Las Vegas (12/30)
+ Sharon Stone Nipple Slip - The Last of 2007 [Egotastic!]
+ More pics of Paris in Vegas [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I dub thee HALO [Just Jared]
+ Actor Esai Morales raped three women? [Lossip]
+ Lindsay hooked up with two other dudes in Italy? [F-Listed]
+ Forogt about the Maury Povich angle to this story [Derek Hail]
+ I love mysterious hot chicks [Horny Oyster]
+ The Cruz sisters go lesbo [Attuworld]
PIC: Splash News

Leona Lewis in the Caribbean (12/)
Honestly I have no clue who this chick is. I wikipediaed her name and it led me to an entry on photosynthesis. Did you know the cells in the interior tissues of a leaf, called the mesophyll, can contain between 450,000 and 800,000 chloroplasts for every square millimeter of leaf? I know! Me neither!

Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton at Club LAX in Las Vegas (12/30)
Yep, that's Paris Hilton and K-Fed hanging out in Vegas over the weekend (People is reporting they may have also spent the night together). I really can't blame Paris. That mohawk is pretty damn sexy. Not that K-Fed planned it that way--he couldn't afford a full haircut.

Lindsay Lohan in Italy (12/30)
If you're wondering how Lindsay Lohan's celebrating the new year, she's at a film festival in Italy. Here she is on the island of Capri getting to know one of the locals. God damn can this bitch go anywhere without hooking up with someone? You wanna know how many times she got laid this year? Count the stamps in her passport. Now multiply by three.*
*four for Spain. Who could resist that accent?

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen in New York (12/29)
+ Looks like Mischa Barton won't be hosting that New Year's Eve party after all [Dlisted]
+ Megan Fox Topless in Rolling Stone Japan [Egotastic!]
+ Who knew homeless men could dance? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Count the STDs in this photo [Bastardly]
+ Remember Tara Reid last New Year's Eve? Hilarious. [College Humor]
+ These celebrity faces made 2007 scary [Maxim]
+ Miranda Kerr is hotter than your wife [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Amy Winehouse. In Barbados. In a bikini. So hot. [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Which nip slip do you prefer? Lindsay or Ashlee? [CityRag]
+ Two whores for the price of one [The Evil Beet]
+ Ryan Seacrest wants to be loved in 2008 [ICYDK]
+ Sienna Miller had a very Welsh birthday [Yeeeah!]
+ Lily Allen is glowing [popbytes]

Miley Cyrus arriving at the Trump Hotel in New York (12/26)
+ Lindsay Lohan's sister is a copycat [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Nicolette Sheridan Nipple Slip [Egotastic!]
+ That one douche from The Hills helped raise $20k for charity [Just Jared]
+ Milo Ventimiglia confirms he's dating Hayden Panettiere [F-Listed]
+ I want. Bad. [Attuworld]
+ Sean Penn and his wife divorcing [Cele|bitchy]
+ John Cusack almost beats up reporter [Horny Oyster]
+ Jamie Lynn Spears Nickelodeon show getting canceled [The Blemish]