Rosie O'Donnell back to television?
Rosie O'Donnell may be back on TV very soon. MSNBC is considering giving the former View co-host the 9 p.m. slot opposite heavyweights Larry King Live on CNN and Hannity & Colmes on Fox News. O'Donnell's show would replace the underperforming Live with Dan Abrams. The New York Times says:
But NBC executives, speaking on condition of anonymity because the conversations are continuing, cautioned that there were many elements of a potential deal yet to be resolved. These include when such a show would appear, what Ms. O'Donnell would be paid, and whether she would also be seen on the NBC broadcast network.s. O'Donnell alluded somewhat cryptically to a possible new job in a speech she gave at a book-signing on Sunday night in Miami, according to a report that appeared on a website, lyingonthebeach.com. A podcast on that site described Ms. O'Donnell as saying that she would soon begin competing against "the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face," an obvious reference to Mr. King. (Source)
Talk show? The only program suitable for Rosie O'Donnell's "talents" is a competitive eating show. Can't you see it, Rosie stuffing hotdog after hotd--sorry--pink taco after pink taco into her gaping mouth. Think of all the guest stars she could have! One episode might feature Kirstie Alley vs. Oprah, the next, John Travolta vs. Vince Vaughn. And then just to switch things up she could pit Nicole Ritchie against Amy Winehouse in a sort of "bizzaro eating contest" to see who could throw up first after eating an entire half of half a hot dog. Writer's strike?! Hah! I'm full of good ideas for Hollywood!
Mmmm....maple bar goodness. Mmmm...onion rings. Whoa....fat bitch. Mmmm.....bacon. Yikes....angry lesbian. Mmmm....pie.
If I see that traitorous hog again, I'll barf. She / He / It is a cross between Adolf Hilter and Porky Pig.
I'm not sure what is worst... the crap that goes in her mouth or the crap that comes out of it... But any idiot dumb enough to sit and listen to her blather day after day deserves to baloon up into the size of a preggo elephant just like her...
Can you imagine the horrible stink one would have to endure to share a bed with her gnappy headed ass?
LOL! Funny pictures - very clever. I think she kinad spices things up if you ask me.
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I told him that I was graphically traumatic to do it again, because I didn't want to remember caught.