Paris Hilton in China
Paris Hilton spent her Thanksgiving in Shanghai, China in preparation for an appearance on tonight's MTV Style Awards. While at a press conference, the heiress told Chinese reporters:
"Shanghai looks like the future." (Source)
Holy shit, she really does think like a eight-year-old. What the article didn't tell you is that later in the press conference Paris ate paste, traced around her hand to make a turkey picture, and punched little Tommy Cunningham in the arm. It's so obvious she likes him.
Now's our chance. Revoke her passport so they have to keep her. Consider it an early Christmas gift for the people of the US.
i enjoy writing porn, because it is a hoot for me and my friends, laughing at human sexuality. but their is a more sinister side to human sexuality.
dr. sigmund freud, describes this psychological fit of rage as penis envy, and notably their are some men who do suffer from penis envy.
and in this form of rage a man is driven by narcissistic values to prove himself better than other men by embellishing upon imaginary competition, because these type of men see females as creatures who worship a man's penis.
^^ Huh?? Did I miss something in the article? Weird...
Anyway, sending parisite over to china is like attacking them with a dirty bomb. Who knows WHAT the health effects will be after exposure to her nastiness? :)