Owen Wilson in New York (10/30)

In the wake of his recent suicide attempt, Owen Wilson is going to great lengths to prove he's not up to any funny business behind closed doors. A New York Post "spy" saw him at the Los Angeles' Museum of Contemporary Art on Sunday:

"He was with a girl with blond highlights and he went to the bathroom and peed with the door open." Asked about the open stall door, Wilson's rep responded, "Can you blame him? He's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. If he tries to protect himself from innuendo and lies, it gets used against him." (Source)

Peeing with the bathroom door open is a lot less dramatic than how some celebrities are relieving themselves these days. They're either peeing in public, peeing their pants, or getting peed on . . . click here to read more about Kim Kardashian! Now, when Owen starts "growing a tail" with the door open, THEN there might be a story . . . like did he use a toilet seat cover or did he hover?