Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles leaving Il Sole (10/31)
Looks like Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend finally figured out how to deal with the paparazzi. It's all in the hand. A few waves of the middle finger and those dudes scatter like cockroaches. The really story here is Lindsay or more specifically how orange she is. Do you think if I bribe her with enough blow she'll take me on a tour of the Chocolate Factory?
Like Evil Beet says, move five feet to the right and you're outa the picture, bro. The cameras ARE NOT FOR YOU, Riley. Sheesh.
Enjoy this moment, dude. You're going to miss being flavor of the month.
Does this asswipe have any other look than the retarded hat on backwards,unshaven,bug-eyed one? Just sit in the back like a good little dog you freakin bitch. When they go out who pays? I thought so. Riley put your tail between your legs and slink away- your fifteen minutes is over!
She looks so proud of her guy.
Piley or whatever your name is...no, that's the point. You're a speedbump. She slowed down, but won't stop. 14:58, 14:59 and counting.
He tarded.
Okay, who poured iodine in Lindsay's make up base? Such selfless thoughtfulness deserves full credit!
Dude is being dressed by lohan... there's no way he'd be matching ballcaps with dress shirts and brand new jeans all on his own... He is now officially the penis on a leash.
You are wicked lucky, dude!! Don't worry, I won't laugh next week when you're saying "Do you want fries with that?"
Next he will punch a paprazzi and go score some blow. It's not over until I say it's over!
Is this a new improved K Fed?
I like the drunk, coked out of her mind Lindsay. This one's a bit dull donchathink?
Linds ya coulda done better than Rent-A-Dude.Gee, I wonder who paid for dinner?
I just don't think she's that into Junkie Snow Board Dude. Who's the whore now, son?
Ew. She looks too much like Dinalotremin.