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Lindsay Lohan in Hollywood (11/27)

I don't know where the hell Lindsay Lohan is getting her spray tan done but she needs to, uhhh, maybe never go there again. I could give her a better look with a bucket of paint and a Precious Moments doll . . . the doll is for me. I can't collect enough of those things. Dammit it's like a sickness.

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Who is this Lindsay Lohan? What does she do besides snorting coke up her nose and crashing into things. Has she done anything since that Herbie the Love Bug movie? What a sad existance this girl has. If she cleans up her act she will be seen as exactly for what she really is. Another empty headed fake Hollywood starlet who doesn't have one ounce of talent. She should thank her lucky stars for the money she has made in those rediculous movies and go away. She should get a job at the mall and leave us alone.

The bits of her that aren't tanned are almost se through, scary!

her arms are so white compared to the rest of her! What did she think, that no one would notice if she wore long sleeves every day?

Her nose is lookin a little red to me in that last close up pic...........hmmmmmmmmm, flu I wonder??

....since Herbie the Love Bug? Was that doing something?! She should "get a job at the mall?" Umm, Planet Earth is the third furthest from the sun, I think Mars is out a weeeee bit further....

Apparently using an orange highlighter is not a quick tan substitute? Hmm...note to self...throw away orange highlighter in bathroom.

ALTHOUGH SHE'S A STAR, SHE HAS A BAD SKIN

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