Lindsay Lohan Mercedes on eBay

Got a spare $125k? The Mercedes Lindsay Lohan crashed into a tree earlier this year is up for sale right now on eBay. The description:

We purchased this car with minor damage in the left front corner from California about 60 days ago. When it arrived at our shop we had no idea the previous owner of the car was a noted actress/celebrity. This cars was previously owned by the actress Lindsay Lohan. Search the web for "Lindsay Lohan DUI" and you will see many articles about the car and the accident which occured on May 26, 2007 at 5:30 AM. (Source)

Sure it may seem fun and glamorous to drive around a celebrity's car but it's just not worth the hassle. You want to get hounded by starstruck fans wanting a picture every time you get behind the wheel? Such a headache. Last year I bought Gary Coleman's moped. I swear I couldn't drive 20 feet without getting stopped. "No Gary I will NOT give you a ride," I'd yell, "Use your bus pass!" Little guy's like a pit bull.