Keanu Reeves
A photographer is suing Keanu Reeves because he claims the actor hit him with his Porsche while he was trying to take a picture way back in March. E! Online says:
Brazilian shutterbug Alison Silva alleges in his lawsuit that Reeves' actions in the parking lot of a Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif., clinic on Mar. 19 caused "serious injuries to body and severe shock and injuries to the nervous system and person, all of which injuries have caused and continue to cause Plaintiff great mental, physical and nervous pain and suffering."Silva also states that his vehicle was damaged, although police confirmed at the time that it was the photographer himself who was "grazed" by Reeve's car, a 1996 Porsche 911. There was no mention of another vehicle. According to authorities, paramedics treated Silva at the scene and then transported him by ambulance to a nearby hospital. Reeves emerged from the run-in unscathed and no criminal charges were filed. (Source)
I'm always saddened to read stories like this, it tears at my heart. A '96 Porsche? Uhhh . . . the 1996 version of me thinks that's a pretty cool car to drive. Are you doing OK Keanu? Do you need any help? Maybe a payday loan? Maybe help reading your next script? All together now: C-A-T, CAT.
NOTE: When asked to comment on the lawsuit, Keanu responded, "Duhhhhhhhh."
He also needs to buy a new razor. What is up with that beard growth? My facial hair grew better than that when I was 14!
well, listen ya'll! first, you'd be happy to have a car like that! why don't you take that loan and go to school so one day you'll have a real job and better things to do that stick your nose in somebody else's life! second, dude, seriously, are you trying to be funny with that 14 years-old better looking beard of yours? if you had a better looking beard at 14, then i'm sure, when you get to his age(if you're not there yet) you'll be looking like my great-grandpa, who unfortunately died!
if you cared more about your family values and respect towards others, spent more time with your families and mind your own business, this country will be what the third world countries consider it, a great one!!
why don't you keep your finacial advices for yourselves, shave your own beards and read those "CAT" words yourselves!
and if you're trying to show some intelligence by criticizing one you know nothing about, never shaked ones hand then my dear folks, sorry, but you're morons!!!
and by the way, that lawsuit it is a "duhhhhh" one! there's no other word that will describe an idiot that jumps in the back of a car, and claim to be seriously injuried, when Reeves was backing up in the PARKING LOT!!! when he hit him! how fast can you go in a parking lot, folks? it is a freaking big "DUHHHHHHHHH"!
good day!