Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall (2/25/2007)
Jennifer Love Hewitt's boyfriend of two years, Ross McCall, proposed to the actress over the weekend in Hawaii. The Spanish actor sealed the deal with an antique ring that has been in his family for over 100 years. All together now: awwwwwwwwww. That's so cheap cute. I'm happy for the couple but I must ask, isn't Ross about 10 years late? Asking Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry you now is like buying Microsoft stock in 1998. It's still kinda good but for the most part you missed the glory years.
NOTE: There's some Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics floating around from over the weekend (PICS HERE). I've tried posting them three times now but every time I break down in tears at the tragedy that is her ass and hips. That's not how I want to remember her.
Joe and Jessica Simpson
Papa Joe Simpson basically pimped his daughter Jessica out to Dallas Cowboys' QB Tony Romo. Romo was seen with Jessica at the Simpson compound over Thanksgiving and the two are rumored to be dating. A friend of Jessica's told the New York Post:
"Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, 'I know she's not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?' Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They've been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She's been texting everyone about how great he is." (Source)
Hooking your daughter up with an NFL QB is like the 4-minute mile of pimping. Huggy Bear must be so jealous that Joe shattered the barrier first. In all seriousness though, it must have been really tough for Joe to give away his sweet/precious daughter like that . . . now he's single! But don't worry about Joe, his dating options are limitless and he'll bounce back in no time at all--especially when you consider the fact that he comes from such a large extended family!
Rachel Bilson shopping Beverly Hills (11/28)
+ Sarah Jessica Parker is more cut than I am [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Jake and Reese join the mile high club on transatlantic flight [Dlisted]
+ Kelly Kapowski was so damn hot back in the day [College Humor]
+ Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures from Ralph Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Lindsay Lohan probably boozing again [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Some British chick with huge knockers [Bastardly]
+ Mary Kate Olsen is a fucking mess [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Daisy Fuentes bikini pictures [CityRag]
+ Pierce Brosnan will not be charged for sucker-punching a paparazzo [Cele|bitchy]
+ That gay robot Zac Efron is getting $3 mil for High School Musical 3 [ICYDK]
+ One of the most disgusting YouTube clips you will ever see [Pajiba]
+ Oh joy, Lindsay Lohan's coming out with a new album [The Blemish]
+ Kristen Bell showing some nice cleavage on Complex mag cover [Derek Hail]
Josh Hartnett at LAX (11/28)
+ Hayden Panettiere wears thongs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Top 10 Movie Products We Wish We Had [Maxim]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pictures! [Egotastic!]
+ Shakira's boyfriend is probably cheating on her [Lossip]
+ Daniel Craig did NOT sign up for 4 more Bond films [Just Jared]
+ Britney Spears caught wearing underwear [Attuworld]
+ Marie Osmond faked her Dancing With The Stars collapse [Cele|bitchy]
+ Reporter eats shit on a skateboard [Horny Oyster]
Britney Spears shoplifts wig
Britney Spears stripping . . . barely legal . . . tantrum . . . nudity . . . stolen wig . . . yada yada yada. Us Weekly says:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood. Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset. She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal" stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child. The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card. on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!" (Source)
I can put up with the reckless driving. I can put up with the indifferent parenting. I can put up with the overeating. But theft is something I simply will not tolerate. You're dead to me Britney, dead to me.
Steve-O at the Gene Simmons Roast in West Hollywood (11/28)
OK we get it, you're smoking weed on the red carpet, you're shocking. Is the testicle really necessary? It sets the bar a little high for your next red carpet appearance. "Hi I'm Kurt Loder here live at the MTV Movie Awards where Steve-O just fucked a moose carcass while wearing a gorilla costume."
NOTE: Check out the NSFW pics HERE
Britney Spears has a secret sex room in her mansion
Star magazine is claiming Britney Spears has a double-locked X-rated "Fantasy Room" in her Beverly Hills mansion full of ticklers, whips, fur handcuffs, spanking paddles, kinky outfits, and a mirrored ceiling. A source who "stumbled" into the room told Star:
"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit." The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction."Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star. Perhaps K-Fed knows that; they did make two babies. But his legal team, which scours the tabloid media for new evidence of maternal incompetence, is possibly less familiar with the claim that Brit leaves some of her sex toys out in the living room. (Source)
Bullshit. There's no way Britney would have a Fantasy Room filled with that stuff --a room full of bowling pins (for HER pleasure), egg beaters (don't ask), and an industrial sized turkey baster (did you see the pregnancy story?) I can believe. Oh, and there's no way she's wearing Cinderella and Maids outfits since the Geneva Accord of 1977 prohibits (for the safety of mankind) those costumes from being made in sizes larger than triple-XL.
Britney Spears has a secret sex room in her mansion
