November 2007 Archives

Jim Carrey with Jenny McCarthy

We've all seen her naked Jim

I think Jim Carrey sometimes forgets that thousands of people have naked pictures of his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy. The couple was leaving Santa Monica restaurant Warszawa recently when McCarthy was approached by fans wanting autographs on their nudie pics. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has the rest:

Jenny gasped when she took a look at the pics, which they'd found on the Internet, and Jim exploded when he saw they showed his sweetie naked! Instantly snatching them from her hands, Jim ripped the photos to shreds and flung them in the air, bellowing: "KNOCK THIS #*$@% OFF!" Glaring at the stunned morons, Jim grabbed Jenny and split for their car. (Source)

How do you date a former Playboy Playmate and NOT expect to see her naked pictures everywhere/my computer's hard-drive? That's like marrying Dog the Bounty Hunter and being shocked when he insists you wear a white wedding dress. As my old Grampy used to say to my Dad when he was just a kid: "That Paris Hilton is nothing but a damned whore." Weird, it's like he already knew.

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Jaime Pressly bought Uggs

Jaime Pressly shopping in Beverly Hills (11/28)

+ Penelope Cruz wearing a see-through shirt [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mischa Barton dressed all slutty in Arena magazine [Hollywood Tuna]

+ I just don't get it with this chick--she is F-U-G-L-Y [Bastardly]

+ Natalie Portman Keeps Getting Perfecter [Egotastic!]

+ Lindsay Lohan is worried her sister might turn into a slut [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Holy shit this is creepy [Dlisted]

+ Britney Spears doing a beer bong [College Humor]

+ Sabrina Rojas seems smart [Lossip]

+ Nicole Kidman's kids don't call her mom [ICYDK]

+ Paris Hilton wants a baby so it can grow up with Nicole Richie's kid [Yeeeah!]

+ Celebrity upskirt update [CityRag]

+ Inside Britney Spears crazy house [popbytes]

+ Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband are probably breaking up [The Evil Beet]

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Willa Ford pics

Willa Ford

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Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly

Katherine Heigl and fiancé Josh Kelly at a health store in Los Feliz (11/29)

+ Are Victoria Beckham's Breast Implants New(er)? [Egotastic!]

+ Will Ferrel's site spoofs The Hills [Just Jared]

+ Internet porn star missing! (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ New Grey's Anatomy star made out with her real brother in a movie [F-Listed]

+ Vicki Blows made a calendar [Horny Oyster]

+ Rodney King got shot! [Bossip]

+ David Cassidy's daughter is hot [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

+ Jesse Capelli is hot, relatively unknown [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

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Britney Spears at a bookstore!

Britney Spears at Barnes & Noble

I only count seven but apparently there were 15 police officers outside of Barnes & Noble last night helping Britney Spears exit the parking lot. Don't worry I was initially confused too when I heard Britney was at a bookstore but then I remembered most Barnes & Nobles have a Starbucks inside of them--mystery solved! Did you know that if you drop Britney off in the middle of L.A. blindfolded she can lead you to a Starbucks within two minutes? She's a lot like one of those pigs used to find truffles in the wild--Britney can actually smell the caramel from two to three miles out.

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Tom Cruise is short

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Bambi Awards in Duesseldorf, Germany (11/29)

I hope I pick him for Secret Santa. *fingers crossed*

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Milla Jovovich and family

Milla Jovovich

illa Jovovich shopping in L.A. with her fiance and new baby (11/27)

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JR Rotem knocked up Britney

J.R. Rotem is a lying whore

Remember that thing I posted a few hours ago about J.R. Rotem denying that he told In Touch Weekly he knocked up Britney Spears. Turns out he may be a lying whore. An email I just received from the mag:

In Touch Weekly has documented proof that JR Rotem confirmed to In Touch on Monday, November 26, 2007 that Britney Spears was pregnant and that he was the father. Before he denies this information, he should acknowledge that he confirmed the story to In Touch through text message.

Well this proves it then, JR is lying. Because text messages are bulletproof, virtually impossible to fake without a team of skilled scientists working for months on end. Oh hey, look who just texted me:

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Top 10 Shocking Hollywood Secrets

Top 10 Shocking Hollywood Secrets

Received this in my inbox yesterday from In Touch Weekly and since I'm such a huge fan of lists (Go Lists!) I figured I'd post it for your enjoyment:

10. Reese Witherspoon

Reese’s brother was arrested for sexual battery

On October 5, 2002, Reese Witherspoon’s older brother, John, was arrested after he entered a Nashville neighbor’s home and tried to undress and kiss a woman while she slept. John, 34, pled guilty to lesser charges, and according to his attorney, he “took her word for it,” because he was drunk and blacked out on the night in question. Reese, 31, helped her brother after he finished his two years on probation by making him her personal assistant on the ironically titled film Our Family Trouble.

9. Gavin Rossdale

Gavin had a secret love child

In 2004, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, 42, were happily married and planning for a baby. But that October, Gwen got shocking news — Gavin’s 15-year-old goddaughter was actually his love child with former flame Pearl Lowe. “He stopped returning my calls,” Pearl says. DNA tests confirmed that Daisy Lowe was in fact his daughter. Gwen, 38, was said to be devastated, but soon after announced she was pregnant with her and Gavin’s baby Kingston, now 18 months. “You get through the rocky times,” Gwen has said.

8. Michelle Williams

Michelle’s dad faces tax evasion charges

ichelle Williams has been estranged from her father, Larry, since she was 15, but she’s still upset that the IRS charged the 64-year-old stock market trader with evading $1.5 million in taxes after he flew to Australia. “It’s a strange thing having one’s father locked up, but you get used to it,” Michelle, 27, says. When he was arrested in May 2006, it wasn’t lost on Michelle that her dad was detained in her ex Heath Ledger’s native country. “Of all places,” she says. “It’s like, could you pick somewhere else to be arrested?”

7. Woody Harrelson

Woody’s father was a convicted hit man

Woody Harrelson was only 7-years-old when his father, Charles, killed a Texas businessman and was put in jail. “I don’t feel he was much of a father,” says Woody. “He took no part in my upbringing.” Later, while Woody was attending college, his father was arrested again for the murder of a federal judge. Charles denied it and appealed to his son for support. “He was no saint,” says Woody, 46. “But I think he’s innocent of that killing.” Charles died in March while serving two life sentences.

6. Sara Evans

Sara claimed her husband had kinky desires

When country singer Sara Evans’ marriage to Craig Schelske fell apart last year, she aired his dirty laundry in court papers. Sara, 36, alleged that her husband of 13 years “kept a list of ads seeking casual and ménage-a-trois sex and had nude photos of himself indulging in sexual acts with other women,” on their home computer. Sara’s biggest concern was that their children Avery, 8, Olivia, 4, and Audrey, 3, were being exposed to the smutty shots. After Craig made shocking claims about Sara, they both agreed to drop their allegations and resolve their divorce “amicably.”

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Britney Spears not pregnant

Britney Spears is not pregnant

Both JR Rotem and Britney Spears are denying yesterday's report from In Touch Weekly that Britney is four-weeks pregnant with the music producer's baby. Rotem told Us Weekly:

"There is absolutely no truth to this." (Source)

Spears' pal Sam Lutfi told Ryan Seacrest:

"BS. Don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake." (Source)

And an anonymous Britney friend told OK! magazine that the pop star is planning to sue:

"She's furious at In Touch. The story is a complete lie." (Source)

I'd love to see this go to court. "Yer honor, I couldn't possibly be preggers. See me and JR was on our fif date and momma always taught me a lady only gives BJs for the first five dates."