Gisele Bundchen in Miami last month (10/20)
Gisele pissed off a bunch off people Tuesday at the Suffolk Street "Nightmare Haunted House" in NYC, people who obviously can't grasp the concept that supermodels are just better humans. A "spy" told the New York Post:
"She showed up with three friends and bought tickets around 9:45. She cut the entire line of people still waiting for their 9:30 entry." (Source)
The horror! A celebrity cut in line without waiting with the rest of the mouth-breathers? I'm sure Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Campbell, and (insert any number of celebrities) would never do such a thing! Who does she think she is? Cutting in line should be reserved for the mentally handicapped . . . like Janeane Garofalo and that chick I hit on in the produce aisle the other day. BTW, Tom Brady wasn't at the event because he was too busy throwing ANOTHER touchdown against the Redskins.
There are so so many women in the world who are by far more beautiful than this Iguana skeleton.... If she wasn't a twig, she'd be suitable for little more than the 3rd shift at dildo factory...
Scratch that....her hands are too immersed in pulling things out of her ass to work a factory line....