Evel Knievel dead at 69
Evel Knievel died today at the age 69. The daredevil had been fighting diabetes, hepatitis C, and lung disease for several years. Knievel reached Heaven earlier today but God told him to go to Hell. As God turned to walk away, Knievel suckerpunched him and then jumped the gates.
R.I.P.
Sad, he couldn't make it over the Snake River Canyon but he cleared El Rio de Penicillin without a hitch.