Britney Spears

Britney Spears just received an early Christmas present from a fan: 365 pairs of underwear. The National Enquirer says:

In a heroic bid to save America from Britney Spears' flash-y "commando" attacks, an anonymous fan mailed the knickers-challenged star a package containing 365 pairs of panties – one pair for every day of the year, along with an unsigned note noting that sexy undies are a girl's best friend because they leave a li'l something to the imagination. Bayou Belle cracked up, said an insider, and was astounded to discover that the panties were actually her size! (Source)

The underwear fit Britney? I didn't know Hanes made size "Jabba." BTW, the person that sent the panties wasn't anonymous--he was the guy that details her car. Word is he was tired of cleaning the skid marks off of her leather seats! And who needs 365 different pairs of underwear anyway? Give me two pairs, a can of Lysol, and a urinal cake and I'll be set for the year!