Britney Spears pregnant?

In Touch Weekly is claiming Britney Spears is four-weeks pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem's baby. Rotem has worked with Spears on multiple albums and the two were seen kissing last December right after Britney announced her divorce to Kevin Federline. The two have also been seen recently together in Hollywood. In Touch says:

On November 14, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant--and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem, a music producer she's been seeing on and off since she separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006. When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to In Touch that Britney is carrying his child. "It's true," he says. On November 16, she proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that having another baby will turn her life around — and she believes that J.R. will make a great father, even though he explicitly talked about their sex life in Blender magazine earlier this year. "Britney's not looking for another husband," an insider says. "But she does like having a man in her life."

OK I can believe the pregnancy part. It doesn't take a genius to lay on your back and keep your legs open for a few minutes. But the emails? We're supposed to believe Britney had enough mental wherewithal to send not one but "multiple" emails to family and friends AND attach a copy of the ultrasound--all without setting her house on fire or causing some huge explosion? No fucking way dude, I'm not buying it--Britney is a walking disaster. You know the Malibu fire that started over the weekend? Started after Britney tried to record an episode of Paula's Home Cooking on her Tivo. True story.