Britney Spears is not pregnant

Both JR Rotem and Britney Spears are denying yesterday's report from In Touch Weekly that Britney is four-weeks pregnant with the music producer's baby. Rotem told Us Weekly:

"There is absolutely no truth to this." (Source)

Spears' pal Sam Lutfi told Ryan Seacrest:

"BS. Don't know who made it up. J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake." (Source)

And an anonymous Britney friend told OK! magazine that the pop star is planning to sue:

"She's furious at In Touch. The story is a complete lie." (Source)

I'd love to see this go to court. "Yer honor, I couldn't possibly be preggers. See me and JR was on our fif date and momma always taught me a lady only gives BJs for the first five dates."