Santa Spears!

Britney Spears gets the kids on Christmas

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's lawyers spent yesterday in court deciding custody arrangements for the upcoming holidays. TMZ says:

We've learned, under the deal hammered out by Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and Brit's disso-cutie, Anne Kiley -- Spears will open presents with the kids on Christmas day, and eat whatever best accompanies a Fanta. It's only fair, since K-Fed got the kids for Thanksgiving dinner. (Source)

Well this is a relief. I was afraid no one would be at Britney's house on Christmas to leave Santa Claus the traditional offering of warm milk, cookies, chocolate cake, m&m's, Slim Jims, Cool Ranch Doritos, and a bottle of Jack. And cigarettes. "Santy Claus done need her warm milk, cookies, chocolate cake, m&m's, Slim Jims, Cool Ranch Doritos, bottle of Jack, and cigarettes. Tee hee!"

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i bet she fries their turkey

Ain't nothing wrong with a fried Butterball turkey thass just good eatin' is all.

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