"Jibberjabjibjabjibberkskibjab!"
Amy Winehouse was photographed with a mysterious white substance in her nostrils last night after her concert in Blackpool, England. All the UK tabloids are claiming it's cocaine but I simply refuse to believe it. The Amy Winehouse I know and love would never be caught with that stuff in her nose. Nope, it would've been in her system a long time ago. Get it? Because she's a ravenous cokewhore! I kill me!
Hmmm...I'm guessing the breakdown is:
22% - Cocaine
25% - Snot
53% - Unknown sperm donor
Regardless...I really didn't need to see it...eck.
I'm thinkin' maybe a speedball! There's Thanksgiving in there, somewhere!
there's no way I could get through the holidays without self-medicating. That said, Amy, get thee to a Rehabbery. It's time, baby-girl.
I'm Rick James, bitch!
It's a pearl nose ring, maybe?
What the hell happened to her grill? Those teeth look like retarded chicklits.
I bet her vajayjay is a nasty, foul thing.