Another Britney Spears sex tape?
Didn't we already go through this last week? Looks like yet another Britney Spears sex tape may soon hit the market. From UK tabloid The Sun:
Britney Spears may face a new sex tape scandal after it has emerged that kinky videos and photographs were among the items stolen from the star's Los Angeles home this weekend. Britney is allegedly distraught after the gang made off with a number of personal items, including a dominatrix-style outfit, after breaking into her £6million Beverly Hills pad. A source says:"Britney is beside herself with worry - having your home broken into is bad enough for anybody, but when you're famous and you have had some pretty personal things taken, it's ten times worse. These guys went first for all Britney's personal stuff. They seemed to know in the long run this will be worth far more to them, if they can sell it to the highest bidder." (Source)
Literally the only thing I'd rather see less than a Britney Spears sex tape is my grandparents going at it. And I guarantee you my grandma looks better in a dominatrix outfit than Britney. My grandpa's the one I can't get over--I'd hate to see him naked. Fatty.
The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster is dead.
I can't wait to see these videos. I've never seen an actual Mexican Donkey Show. Is it true that while she's taking it from both ends, Britney is gonna be humming SexyBack?
What kind of security do these people with mansions have? You have a team of body guards that go everywhere with you and you have nothing at your house?
Bennie, someone hires a professional.....pays a fee to acquire photos.... He then has media that's worth far more than he spent to have them stolen...
It might just leak to the media before the court gets it suppressed. By then it will be as widely available on peer 2 peer, it will be well beyond her control...
There are some people intent on taking her down....
You hear for real, this weekend she went to a Santa Monica hotel bar and actually proceeded to ask for, get, fill out and hand in a JOB APPLICATION for bartender!!!!!11 It's even (((all)) the more hilarious, 'cause she's under a court order for 2 random drug tests a week. A multi-millionaire celebrity wanting a job as a bartender? Uh, yeah. And I hear Orlando Bloom really wants a job as a waiter at IHOP, but is too afraid to make the move. I guess Britney's broken barriers now! lol Michael Douglas can no pursue his dream of being a greeter at Wal-Mart (you know they always pick the geriatrics aren't quite all there!).
So at this rate, Britney should be DOA by... oh, say the next Superbowl. Niiice.
Nice comment about the Grandparents, Nick. Do you have ANY invites for Thanksgiving dinner or do you just hit the 7-11?