+ Jessica Simpson's Country Cleavage [Egotastic!]
+ Elvira is still a slut [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Britney Spears gave Dallas Cowboys QB a lap dance? [Just Jared]
+ Christina Aguilera is still not pregnant [Lossip]
+ Bar Refaeli's breasts runneth over [F-Listed]
+ Nicole Kidman wears see-through skirt [Derek Hail]
+ Olivia Munn needs to brush up on her 90's pop culture icons [Horny Oyster]
+ What high-profile politician told GQ magazine marijuana is not a drug? [Attuworld]
SITE NOTE: Celebslam assistant editor Woody is performing standup at the San Jose Improv tomorrow night. He'd love for some of you to show up and heckle him. Inside Tip: Focus on his drinking problem
BONUS: Celine Dion and family in England yesterday:
Woody looks like he's standing in a bog! When do we get to see YOUUUUU Nick?
lol That's about the size of it when it comes to Britney (no pun intended!). She looks absolutely fucking ridiculous coming out from that Bev Hillz doctor's office w/ puffed-up lips. THAT'S why she ran over the TMZ photographer's foot. And even -after-, she STILL kept her (cock-sucking) mouth covered to mask the embarrassment of fucking up her mouth even more than putting Justin's and Kevin's weenies in it! www.WarChild.ca
Hmm...this might be worth a flight from NJ. Woody, you're so ugly your mom had to get wasted before she breast feed you....oh wait, that's Britney Spears.
Woody looks so gay, he makes Tom Cruise seem hetero. Just kidding, he looks fat.