Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan allegedly assaulted a photographer outside a movie theatre in Malibu Friday night. A friend of the photographers, Blair Hanson, told OK! magazine about the incident:

"My friend Rob was keeping his distance and saying nice things to Pierce like "I love your movies.’" claims Blair. "Pierce was just fake smiling and then went right in his face. Pierce said to him 'Why don't you fuck off, mate!' And he started to fight with him," he laughs and added, "my friend said he instinctively just hit him in the balls."

Calls by OK! to reps for Pierce have not yet been returned. A police report has been filed against the actor and more info should be released later today regarding the incident. (Source)

He was punched in the balls? James Bond doesn't get punched in the balls. No this story is all wrong. Did he at least fuck his wife? Tell me he fucked the guy's wife. Throw me a bone here.