Paris and Kid in Malibu over the summer

Remember when Kid Rock was spotted partying with Paris Hilton at her beach house over the summer? They disappeared inside for a "few hours" and then were seen later that night arm-in-arm at Bui Sushi. The couple was spotted again together in Toronto over the weekend. Metro (UK) says:

In a stomach churning, yet predictable turn of events, Paris Hilton has been spotted partying with Pamela Anderson's ex-husband Kid Rock over the weekend. The 26-year-old heiress reportedly hooked up with the tattooed muso at a night club in Toronto. The pair's late night date comes just a week after Anderson wed Hilton's porn video partner, Rick Salomon, in Las Vegas. Paris is in Canada making her new musical film,'Repo!' while Rock played at a gig there on Saturday. (Source)

If two STD-riddled dirt-bags have sex, do both of their diseases cancel each other out? Would the enzymes in Paris' herpes counteract the Hep-C virus eating away at Kid? Such brave souls, giving up their bodies (and Paris' mouth) for science. Or maybe the U.S Army is paying these two to hook up just to see what sorta super-mutant STD results. You don't think Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would stop his nuclear program if he knew we were gonna spray Iran with über-Herpes? Of course he would. All of which brings up an interesting question: If these two ever made a sex tape together and sold it, would it come with anti-bacterial cream? You know, for the children.