Paris Hilton is slutty Alice

Paris Hilton at the Playboy Halloween Party

Thanks a lot Paris, now I have to burn my collection of Alice in Wonderland memorabilia. 26 years of blood, sweat, and sacrifice down the drain . . .

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I know how you feel, though my collection is only around 10 years worth of toil. Instead of burning all of our Alice in Wonderland things, I think we should just burn Paris. Accuse her of witchcraft, tie her to a stake, and burn her skanky ass. Problem solved.

Why does she look so f**king stoned in this? Is this a wax figure?

It's the ice-blue contact lenses, Jacob. And her eyes are actually brown.

I hope she brought mushrooms for everyone.

I had no idea "Alice in Wonderland" involved herpes, cocaine, videotape and massive amounts of valtrex. I guess I skipped that part.

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