The marquee at Planet Hollywood casino on Saturday night

arriage license last weekend. Wedding this weekend. Pam Anderson married Paris Hilton sex tape star Rick Salomon Saturday night in Las Vegas. Rather than take the night off from her job as assistant in the Hans Klok magic show, Pam conveniently squeezed the wedding in between the 7 and 10 P.M. shows. The marriage marks the third for both Salomon (Elizabeth Daily; annulled marriage to Shannon Doherty) and Anderson (Tommy Lee; Kid Rock). People magazine says:

Anderson had previously intimated there was a new man in her life in an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, saying, "I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. It's so romantic. It's romance." (Source)

WTF? I tried that same thing and I got the sex predator label slapped on me. Granted it was Casino Night at my local church and we weren't actually playing with real money but I think you get my point: Salomon's penis probably tastes like chocolate.

NOTE: If you're thinking about sending the couple a gift, the bride and groom have specifically requested no more nightvision camcorders.