Naomi Campbell

Supermodel Naomi Campbell threw a fit yesterday at Heathrow Airport after showing up late for her transatlantic flight. After first being denied entry onto the plane, Campbell was finally allowed to board but told her bags would have to be put on another flight. According to sources, the supermodel yelled:

"You are joking. You are always losing bags and I don't trust you with mine in a million years." Naomi dressed in tight jeans and a silver-grey bomber jacket, waved her arms in a fury and said: "I can't believe you won't allow ME on your flight. What is this? Who must I speak to?" The supermodel, who has admitted attending anger-management classes, was offered a seat on a later BA flight to New York - but she stormed off.

Naomi was booked to travel alone on BA flight 177 to JFK airport at 1.40pm. Her chauffeur-driven silver Mercedes 500 Series arrived at 1.29pm. An airport source told the Mirror yesterday: "When BA staff explained she was too late, she exploded and stamped her foot. There was a tirade of abuse" (Source)

What has our society come to if a has-been, coked-out ex-con can't get the service and privileges she demands? So a couple a hundred other people are delayed to accommodate one person--who cares--they were probably ugly anyways. What were they gonna be late for? The appointment they had to sit on their ass all day and not date? Besides, it's not like ugly people have feelings. The soulless bastards.

NOTE: I reserve the right to use that opening sentence in a future Britney Spears' story