Marie Osmond faints on Dancing with the Stars
arie Osmond fainted on last night's Dancing with the Stars and . . . it . . . was . . . AWESOME. I haven't seen someone fall like that since I pushed that kid in the wheelchair over at McDonald's. No one gets between me and two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun, no one.
Marie Osmond faints on Dancing with the Stars
Marie finally realized how GAY this show is and passed the fuck out.
OMG! Is she pregnant again? She's got eight...
Her teeth finally got too heavy for her legs to support them.
They shoot horses don't they?
She said she forgot to breath....
akes you wonder what else she forgets to do...
Clearly it is the will of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for Marie Osmond to lose on Dancing With The Stars.
It's the old sleeping pill in the Diet Coke Trick.
Anything to stay outa the bottom two.
Now THAT's entertainment!
When Marie Osmond fainted and was laying on the floor looking all vulnerable n' shit, I have to admit I got wood. I wanted to plow that mother of 8.
Humm... I can't say plowing an unconscious old bat has the same effect on me..... just make sure you clear out the cobwebs, swarms of locusts and tumbleweeds first. Would want ya to catch or thorn or anything.