Lance Bass ironically at Busch Gardens

In an interview in the November issue of GQ magazine Lance Bass reveals that Britney Spears was the first person he came out of the closet to. In other more shocking news, Lance Bass is interviewed in the November issue of GQ magazine. Bass says:

"It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they'd flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I'm like, Well, I'm gay!" Spears was "surprised. I was always the Southern gentleman."

Also shocked over Bass's homosexuality was Marc Anthony. "We were boys. We had a good time - before he was married. He was surprised when I came out," Bass said. (Source)

"He was surprised when I came out" - Of course Marc was, Lance usually "finishes" inside of his . . . ahhh you get the point. Do you really think Marc Anthony was THAT surprised though? Are you telling me that all of Lance's underwear parties, toy poodles, and pool boys (even though he didn't have a pool) didn't set off his gaydar? Being oblivious to that dude's homosexuality is about as believable as Carlos Mencia coming up with an original joke.

Lance Bass is an American hero