Julia Roberts at the American Cinematheque Awards

One thing you won't be seeing on the December 5 broadcast of the American Cinematheque Awards is the necklace Natalie Portman gave Julia Roberts. The New York Daily News has the details on the event as well as Portman's gift:

Oprah Winfrey canceled, Denzel Washington showed up at the last minute, and George Clooney and Brad Pitt sent a video, but Julia Roberts still managed to have a good time Friday night in Los Angeles as she was honored at the American Cinematheque Awards. Natalie Portman claimed that after she'd given her "Closer" co-star a necklace that spelled out the C-word (because they'd used so many "dirty words" in the movie), Roberts gave her one that read "Lil C***." (Source)

I heard Larry Flint was going to get the same necklace but decided it was way too dirty so he got one that said "pussy" instead. Portman was also gonna buy one for Rosie O'Donnell but the largest size necklace she could find was only a quintuple x. Seriously folks, I could go on forever here. Necklace jokes are my specialty.

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