Ashley Madison and James Woods at Cafe Med
Remember those bikini pics I posted of James Woods' girlfriend Ashley Madison last month (below to refresh your memory)? What I didn't tell you is that Ashley is 21. James is 60. The couple is still going strong, dining at Cafe Med in West Hollywood last night. To put their age difference in perspective, when James celebrated living on the earth for a half-century, Ashley's boobs were still an A cup. Or how 'bout this: James' first movie role was in 1972. 15 years later Ashley was born. In other words, yeah, he's my hero.
I've seen James Woods in Shark. It's pretty good. Let's hope it lasts for a good long time, 'cause I kinda see this chick rolling out the moment its's cancelled. Wrinkled, much?
I am sure her sights are a little higher than a running show. Don't think for a moment she hasn't made absolutely sure she's on his will. Why else would a sexpot be with a dude who has a Yoda body, rotting teeth, banished eyebrows and a wrinkle for every grain of sand on Laguna Beach.
I'm not sure if she's in his will or not, but unless there's constant lump sums of money deposited in her bank account, she's not gonna be sucking those wrinkly nuts. And between the two of them, he's not getting the swimsuit advertising revenue.
Isn't she the daughter of one of his friends? Didn't he diaper her?
Bwwwwahahah! I think she diapers him!
James Woods has long been a Hollywood legend for the size of his-umm-well you know!! He talked quite openly about it on a Howard Stern show. Supposed to put Tomy Lee to shame, maybe that's why she hangs around!?
THE WEIRD ODD 'WOODS/MADISON' COUPLE IS HISTORY... SPLIT MONTHS AGO AROUND AUGUST 2008, THAN TOGETHER AGAIN FOR SHORT TIME, THAN SPLIT SPLIT...
WOODS ALREADY WITH SOMEONE ELSE OF COURSE. NO TIME FOR NOSTALGIA...
= BLUE LADY BLUE
LOS ANGELES