Celebslam: They're Better Than Us: October 2007 Archives

Midnight T&A: Tammin Sursok

Tammin Sursok

Australian actress and musician Tammin Sursok

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Quickies Redux

+ Jessica Simpson's Country Cleavage [Egotastic!]

+ Elvira is still a slut [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Britney Spears gave Dallas Cowboys QB a lap dance? [Just Jared]

+ Christina Aguilera is still not pregnant [Lossip]

+ Bar Refaeli's breasts runneth over [F-Listed]

+ Nicole Kidman wears see-through skirt [Derek Hail]

+ Olivia Munn needs to brush up on her 90's pop culture icons [Horny Oyster]

+ What high-profile politician told GQ magazine marijuana is not a drug? [Attuworld]

SITE NOTE: Celebslam assistant editor Woody is performing standup at the San Jose Improv tomorrow night. He'd love for some of you to show up and heckle him. Inside Tip: Focus on his drinking problem

BONUS: Celine Dion and family in England yesterday:

David Spade is classy

David Spade

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party in LA over the weekend and David Spade showed up wearing this shirt. With a fancy hat. And a handful of ones. Best K-Fed costume ever? Yes, best K-Fed costume ever.

NOTE: Replace that handful of ones with some twenties and you got yourself a damn fine Larry King costume

A little something for the ladies

Hugh Jackman at Bondi Beach, Australia this weekend

It's been four weeks since I posted the last shirtless pics of Hugh and I still haven't figured out what you ladies see in this guy. Sure he has millions of dollars, worldwide fame, multiple homes, a fleet of luxury cars, a warm heart, an engaging personality, a charming accent, and enough strength to overthrow a small country. . . I'm thinking Burundi . . . but has he ever taken down a Gold Half Dragon using an Illusionist with only 100 experience points? Didn't think so. Loser

Lunch with Teri Hatcher

Teri Hatcher

Teri Hatcher at the Children affected by AIDS Foundation's 14th Annual "Dream Halloween Party" over the weekend

Nicole Richie smoking while pregnant?

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in Sydney, Australia earlier this month

According to the New York Post's Cindy Adams, a very-pregnant Nicole Richie was lighting up cigarettes across New York City this weekend. Adams said:

Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie. 3:30 p.m. Pony tail, black jeans, waistcoat. Exits DaSilvano with one young girl, one middle-age lady. On the sidewalk, after checking who's at which outdoor tables, she lights up. They jump into a waiting black Caddy Escalade, Nicole into the front seat. Still smoking. Three days later, 7:30 p.m., Nobu. For somebody who doesn't eat, she sure frequents lots of restaurants. She's there with the baby in the bun's father. They leave. Outside she lights up again. (Source)

Newsflash: The most toxic thing Nicole Richie is putting into her body isn't cigarette smoke--it's Joel Madden's penis. That thing's been on the CDC's watch list since '02. On a serious note, the bookies in Vegas just set the odds of Nicole's baby coming out with LESS than three arms at 7 to 1. Better get your bets in before she's spotted doing something even worse to her body--like hanging out with Paris Hilton.

Paris defiles Disney

Paris Hilton at the Playboy Halloween Party

Thanks a lot Paris, now I have to burn my collection of Alice in Wonderland memorabilia. 26 years of blood, sweat, and sacrifice down the drain . . .

It’s that time!

Paris Hilton on Friday night

It's that time again. The time of the year when women show their Halloween spirit by dressing like absolute whores. Above is the face of the movement, Paris Hilton, dressed as a slutty sailor. When asked by a photographer if she had any other costumes in the works, Paris responded, "What costume? What's Halloween?"

Elizabeth Hurley wore a bikini

Elizabeth Hurley vacationing in the Seychelles over the weekend

Elizabeth Hurley is lying about her age, right? 42 year-old women don't look like this. There's supposed to be more sagging, wrinkling, and drooping. She's 33 tops. I guess I can't really blame her--I lie about my age all the time. Most Saturday nights I pretend I'm 16. It's the only way to get into high school parties. I'm telling ya' man, if you can get around the local sheriff, gold mine of chicks.