
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon in Rome
Confirming months of speculation about the two dating, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were spotted holding hands in Rome earlier this week. Of course Reese is freshly divorced from actor Ryan Phillippe and Jake, well who knows what's up with that dude. On some days I get the feeling he's kinda gay but on others I can't help but think he's really fucking gay. As for a catchy celebrity couple nickname, I'm a bit partial to "WitherHomo."
When asked by a local reporter about the relationship, Jake jumped up on a nearby couch and shrieked, "Eww, ewww, there's a spider, step on it!"














maybe she's out of the closet, but i have feeling Jake is still in there and ain't gonna be coming out anytime soon.