Fergie looks like a horse

When asked by a reporter if she wants kids, Fergie replied, "Neigh"

Fergie's longtime boyfriend, Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel, revealed in a recent interview with OK! magazine that he wants kids with the pop star . . . which would be cool and all if Fergie was 1/10 as attractive as the media would have you believe. But she's not so, alas, we're left to make fun of the situation. Duhamel told OK!:

"I've got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me — so I got to get on the horse!" (Source)

Weird, I was gonna use that same line about the horse . . .

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Not her good side. I'd say makeup, lighting and airbrushing have done wonders for her! Meh!

I don't agree, Nick. The mullet cut really does wonders for her sex appeal. Really. I swear.

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Bill Cornhusker

She done fried them eggs wit meth, honey. No chilluns kin grow from the ruins.

Maybe a name change from Fergie to Fugly?

I didn't know that a chick with a dick could have kids.

Duhamel is a 10, so there's a 50/50 chance the kid will be cute.

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