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UK tabloid The Sun is reporting that an Eva Longoria sex tape has hit the Internet:
Eva Longoria is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet. Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby Tony Parker. If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since Paris Hilton's One Night In Paris. Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites. (Source)
The odds of this sex tape actually existing are currently hovering between zero and a number smaller than zero. And that's a good thing. Despite what Stuff and Maxim editors tell us, Eva Longoria is a pretty average looking women. Sure she looks great with makeup but so does my pillow. Plus she's barely five feet tall. In other words she's perfect for my grade school fantasy! In it I play the creepy principal whose a little bit too touchy-feely with the female students. Eva plays the popular girl sent to my office for mouthing off to the teacher. Then I make fun of her for being short and ugly. The end.
I've got to see this. I'm in love with her.
If that is truly her eating that hot dog that is the best fucking most priceless picture I've ever seen of her.
Yeah, I hear *BOTH* Mr. and Mrs. Longoria love the hotdog. Yep. Gotta stuff that long, thick meat into their hungry mouths to swallow the drippings from it. ;-) Catch my drift, y'all?????
Aw, thanks, dude!
I wonder if Star Jones Reynolds and Al Reynolds will get into a pissing contest over this.
Little people-porn. Not my cup of tea.
Speaking of little people...... I wonder how that lush Matt Roloff ('Little People, Big World') is fairing w/ his LATEST DUI (???). Stupid self-righteous jerk.