David Hasselhoff

I had a nightmare about this exact scenario last night, though of course I was naked (disclaimer: I'm naked in 98% of my dreams). The New York Post has more:

David Hasselhoff was a little confused Friday night at an L.A. event, where spies say he kept asking when the Victoria's Secret lingerie show was going to start and where his seat was. But the Hoff had his invites wrong — he was actually at a Phi Beta PINK keg party. The recently rehabbed actor quickly headed to the gifting suite, where he loaded up on goodies for his daughters. (Source)

I can see how David Hasselhoff could get confused. Lingerie shows and sorority parties are pretty much the same thing. Hot chicks prance around in skimpy outfits, perverted dudes sit around and stare, and most of the women are in the bathrooms puking their dinners into the toilets. The only difference is that at a sorority party, the chicks usually end up making out with each other . . . well that and a few of them can spell.