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Danny Bonaduce assaults Jonny Fairplay

Danny Bonaduce is wanted for felony battery this morning after flipping reality star Jonny Fairplay over his head last night at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. After hitting the stage Fairplay was minus two teeth. But he did gain a broken toe so I guess that evens out. Of course Bonaduce claims he was merely defending himself. TMZ says:

Danny said he thought the show was over and he was leaving, and Fairplay was on the stage, asking the audience why he was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said "They're booing him because they hate him."

Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay suddenly ran at him, jumped on him and wrapped his legs around him. Danny says he didn't know if Fairplay was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fairplay's jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fairplay face planted into one of the seats behind him. (Source)

Awwwwww, look at Danny. He's like a little mini person. So cute! I just wanna pick him up and hug him and squeeze him and never let him go. The silly little guy, I can't possibly stay mad at him! Unless he cuts me off on the freeway. Swear to God, I'll fuckin' kill him.

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UPDATE: Now with video!

Jonny Fairplay got hurt

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Jonny Fairplay got thru that bullriding show without a scratch.LOL How ironic is it when two douche bags who make their living being has-beens can't play well together. That's why nobody else fucks with you! Poor Danny can't find a rehab that will accept him again, and his wife told him to please loose her number on national television. Good times.

Bonaduce. Thug on drugs.

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