Gay Aiken is FAT!

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I wanted to say he looks "awesome" but Clay ate half the word because he thought it was an entire cake.

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My god...I didn't know semen contained so many calories!

^^ idiot!

Thanks for the encouragement Dan! Also, did you know that there's a new/improved type of semen with just 1 calorie? That's right, you just need to take it as a SUPPOSITORY!!! Of course I'm sure YOU already knew that...

What the hell?!?! Didn't they already give the dweeb master a makeover?

Hey, check out the Ben Stiller movie "Mystery Men." Clay looks just like "the Spleen." Paul Rubens played him.

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