How can this woman possibly even come close to a title like "Sexiest Woman Alive"...she has NO boobs!!! Personally...I don't find her all that attractive at all.

What a pitiful cover. You can't even see her face. Actually, you can't see her face in any of the photos. Nice job, Esquire. These pictures just don't do her justice, and will invite ignorant comments like the above about her lack of boobage. She's classy and elegant -- the epitome of sexy. I think a lot of men would love to date her and not just slap her around in bed for a while.

Love her. She shot her abusive step-father to stop his ass from killing her mother. He's still dead. (Was his name Chad?)Anyhoo- Congrats to Charlize.

Erin...try again...NO boobs. Any and all non-doctored photos/footage of her show the lack thereof...FACT. Classy and elegant...eh, maybe, but sexy, not so much. Need a womanly shape and a attitude to match to really excel at sexy. I get neither of those from her. Not saying she is repungnant or anything, just NOT the "sexiest woman alive" Margo, that was just a dumb comment. Regardless of the fact she killed her father (justified or not), that doesn't make her sexy...unless you're a S&M lesbian with a deathwish...perhaps.

Mannnn... I am hotter than her, there is hope!

Chad. You're saying that a woman is NOT sexy unless she has large boobs? That's a dumb comment. I'm not saying thatCharlize is sexy because she killed her abusive step-father, I 'm saying it's only funny if the mofo is named Chad. Keep up.

Big breasts on a stick figure isn't typical or remotely average.... so you have to often times take your pick... nice bod and handful sized chest....or go for the big breast and the weight that usually comes with it....

Big boobs aren't any big deal.... and for the girls who have back problems because of them, they are certainly more trouble than the attention they would get anyway...

argo..women can be quite sexy with average breasts.... I'm not especially impressed with "no" chest.... But average is fine and often times better in reality...

Margo...nope, NEVER said large boobs are needed. YOU said that. Try actually READING my post(s). I suppose it might be ever so slightly ironic if her father's name was "Chad" but it wasn't. Her father's name was Charles. 30 seconds of research would've helped you figure that one out. So...your comment ends up being neither funny nor ironic, just ignorant and/or stupid. Congratulations!

While I'm here...Another fact: Charlize DID NOT shoot her father, her mother did. So it turns out that NONE of Margo's "facts" are straight. Ahhhh...ignorance is bliss, but stupidity is priceless. Way to go Margo!

Ok Chad, you can stop stroking yourself now...and you most certainly did make a big issue about her not having any breasts... You used that as an example of why she should NOT be the SWA - then turn around and say someone else brought it up?

Either way....who gives a sh*t about what size she is...it's not worth getting into a slap fight with Margo over.

Ugh....I'm starting to get the impression that reading skills are no longer as much of a focus in elementry school anymore.

Dan, yes I made an issue about CT not having any boobs as PART of a basis for why she shouldn't be named SWA. However, I NEVER denied bringing up the issue and I NEVER said women need large boobs to be sexy. Interpret my comments how you may, but I actually agree with the vast majority the sentiment in your 1st post.

Chad, you are correct. She didn't shoot him, her mum did. That has been my running joke for a couple of years. Esquire does this every year. Maybe next year they can find someone with fat breasts that will understand a man that lives in the WHOLE basement of his mothers' home. She will not criticize you like those bitches you buried in the back yard. Good luck with that, Chad!

Wow, Margo...you have a sense of humor? Doesn't seem like it because the only thing funny is the fact that no one can understand the "running joke" bit you are referring to. Then again, you have already displayed your strong grasp of reading above, so why would your grasp of structuring actual sentences any different? Nice try at the jab by the way. Based upon your previous comments though, you're the one that has violent tendencies and you probably wish that you had a penis to stroke while you look at the CT pics above too. Margo = penis envy. Who knew???

I'm not goading, um talking, to you anymore C-H-A-D. You win.