Sarah Jessica Parker is a monster

Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth on the Sex and the City: The Movie set

Chris Noth (aka Big) and Sarah Jessica Parker (aka Carrie) get into a huge fight in the upcoming Sex and the City movie. I guess he finally figured out he was marrying a monster or something. I'm surprised this wedding didn't take place under a bridge so Sarah's busy schedule of scaring billy goats wouldn't be interrupted. All joking aside, she's really really ugly. I never noticed that before.

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You're not spoing anything for me.. I won't watch that POS when it's free on cable.

lmgdfao Ah-ha, under a bridge... she's got the face of a troll that lives under one. I get it now! :-D Nice. I wonder how many times a day, her real-life husband, Matthew Broderick contemplates suicide????

Despite being a fan of the show and really looking forward to the movie, I totally agree about SJP's fugliness - she looks worse than ever! Also, I'm starting to wonder if they're not making fun of couture with these heinous get-ups they're all wearing.

I could recreate the scene with a toy skeleton, a blonde wig and a 3 week old marshmellow. She oughta fit right in with the season though.... She's a cross between a witch and a skeleton.... There's nothing attractive about lipstick on a pile of bones. Just nasty....

Maybe Mr. Big said "My, I didn't know the wicked witch of the west was on the guest list!" And then the bouquet-clobbering started...

And WTF - she is wearing a NORMAL wedding dress?

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