“I’m retarded!”

Britney Spears at Taco Bell on Saturday night

You know how when you go to Taco Bell they have that menu thingy with a speaker on it and sometimes it talks to you? Well the magic speaker can't hear that you want seven Chalupas and a "jug fulla Pepsi" if you're yelling into your window. And you know that curb at the end of the driveway? You're actually not supposed to drive over that. I know, I know, it's really confusing. I mean, who the fuck painted that thing yellow? Idiot.

Curbs are dangerous

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I can see her ass floating face down in the Red Losbster watertank real soon, y'all.

No, I think A slow roaster is far more fun to watch. IT would be dull if she went psycho all at once.... A slow, chronic progression of destruction is more dramatic... After all, they are actors in a their own script.

Think about that....it gets deep pretty quick...

ZOMG, I'm kinda slow. I didn't quite understand after seeing the picture, than reading the caption. Then I noticed her WINDOW is up!!!! lol

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