Britney Spears Sex Tape?
Some "mystery dude" is supposedly shopping a sex tape he made with Britney Spears earlier this year in Hawaii. The guy claims the only reason he didn't come out with this earlier is because he was unhappy with his own performance. He told In Touch Weekly:
"It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."The 28-year-old reveals he was living on Hawaii's Big Island when he met Spears at a bar on June 7. They retired to her room at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast and made love. The mystery lover admits Spears had no knowledge he was filming their sex session. (Source)
The 1999 version of myself just set off fireworks over his house and is taking tomorrow off from work to prepare himself mentally for the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. The 2007 version of myself just scratched his ass and is thinking about ordering a pizza for dinner.
Why don't we take this stupid BITCH over to Iraq and dump her stupid ASS somewhere in the middle of the desert. Then we won't have to hear about her and her stupidity - GEEZ! Wake the F@%& Up Girl!!!
Yuk, imagine this video? I'm sure this video contains images of nudity, belly rolls, fried chicken, and fried chicken sitting on naked belly rolls.
I'm with you, Carlos. I'm sure the "mystery dude" in question is probably Ronald McDonald or Col. Sanders. Perhaps "The King" from Burger King? If it wasn't for the "dude" part, I'd guesss it was maybe even Wendy (I hear she's a huge slut too).
Miss Piggy sure do love showing off them there ham hocks, y'all
I wonder if the dude was blind, must of been looking at this ugly bitch. It must have been the smell of fatty foods that lured him in.. Poor sucker, no wonder he couldn't get it up...
Great! More Britney SKIN!!! Enough!!! The only thing we haven;t seen are her inards. Well, I shouldnt speak until this "new" tape comes out heh?