Britney Spears
While leaving a Beverly Hills clinic yesterday, Britney Spears ran over a TMZ videographer's foot and then just sorta honked her horn at him and drove away. That's not a look of shock on her face--she's covering her lips because she just had a collagen injection ( best pic here). And I say it's about damn time Britney! Fuller, plumper lips was really the only thing holding Britney back in this industry where it's suddenly all about sexiness--not like the olden days when a gal could get by on her synthesized and heavily-edited voice talent alone. Look for Britney's star to rise in 'o8.*
*statement contingent upon her not eating it first . . . "Hey fella, why does my star smelike barbecue ribs and taters?"
CLICK HERE to check out two different videos of the incident...
Well.... as much as I hate Britney... Anyone who makes a living draping themself all over someone else is going to get his/her *ss run over eventually.... If they crowded around my car everywhere I went, I'd aim for the bastards....
The only thing she did wrong was drive off....That's hit and run #2 isn't it?
what was the amount she makes per month per her K-Fed settlement. Something like $542,56565656 a month (rounded).
Umm. Forgive me. Probably stating the "in the bright mid-summer sun, high-beam in-your-pocked-face, police flashlight to-the-dome asking for ID" obvious....get a driver??
I never see Brit wear a seatbelt. One day, soon, she is gonna get her face smashed in from an airbag, and it's no fun!
promises promises pieman...
Now that she regained custody of her sons, I would hope that the judge requires a DRIVER for the little rug rats. When she smooshes one of her babies heads like a mofo pumkin, I'm gonna stand up and say I told ya so.
She created this media frenzy, so she can bump the mofos off one at a time if she so chooses. Brit Brit: I'm thinking that you should do a White Trash Album! Write about what you know and all that shit.