Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as Merwhore and Spiderdouche (10/29)
+ Candid pics leaked of Britney Spears acting like a slut [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sexy Halloween costumes is what Halloween is all about [Maxim]
+ Another Sienna Miller Nipple Slip [Egotastic!]
+ Ugly Betty showing more boobage than she normally does [Lossip]
+ Ellen DeGeneres' Halloween costume is actually pretty funny [Just Jared]
+ Top 10 Halloween Movies [Attuworld]
+ Jerry Seinfeld has dabbled in Scientology? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Classic William Shatner clip [Horny Oyster]
Cybill Shepherd at LAX (10/30)
Ill-fitting brown tracksuit? Check!
Turqoise scarf? Check!
Pearl Necklace? Check!
Aviator Sunglasses? Check!
Sarah Jessica Parker
OK I promise these are the last pictures from the Sex and the City: The Movie set. Apparently there was a problem with the original wedding scene shot at St. Patrick's Cathedral and--to the horror of New Yorkers--the entire thing had to be reshot at the Public Library in Bryant Park. At least New York didn't go down without a fight. In an attempt to stop the reshoot, a few local community leaders appealed all the way to the Supreme Court citing the Eighth Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment but the court refused to see the case on the grounds that viewing the evidence (pictures from the set) would violate the Eighth Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment. Sort of a Catch-22 there ya' know.
NOTE: In other Sarah Jessica Parker news she topped Maxim's annual Top-5 list so congrats to her for that.
Jennifer Lopez outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre (10/9)
Jennifer Lopez's career isn't exactly taking off lately. Not only has Kim Kardashian stolen her title as "that one famous chick with the big ass" but her new album tanked (just 101,000 worldwide album sales in the first week; she normally sees numbers in the 300,000-400,000 range), her new movie El Cantante tanked ($15 million budget; $7.5 million worldwide gross to date), and word is her next film Bordertown is going straight to video. The New York Post says:
Bordertown - where J. Lo plays a reporter probing the murders of female factory workers in Mexico - will hit video stores in January, reports Moviefone. Co-starring Antonio Banderas, the flick was booed at the Berlin International Film Festival. A rep for Bordertown insisted plans for the film are still in limbo. (Source)
I'm not sure debuting a film about Mexican factory workers in Berlin was the best marketing strategy. Those guys are about as tolerant as I am of uppity strippers who act all high and mighty when you squeeze their tits to see if they're real. And it doesn't matter if that particular incident occurred at the local Wal-Mart. Stripping's a 24 hour/day job --God's work really--you always have to be on alert. Before I get too sidetracked though, is anyone surprised J-Lo's career is dying? For Christ's sake she married a guy that looks like Master Splinter. How can anyone possibly take her seriously now? I look at her and I wanna crack a TMNT joke. On the bright side, all is not lost for Lopez. With a baby on the way, she does have a lot to look forward to: sagging tits, stretch marks, and--in around three years--child support.
Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen
According to both the Post and Daily News, 36-year-old Lance Armstrong and 21-year-old Ashley Olsen were all over each last night in New York. First the New York Daily News said:
Maybe Ashley Olsen just wanted some tips on how to wear spandex well. The pint-size starlet was seen nuzzling up to Lance Armstrong on Monday night at Rose Bar. The duo arrived together just after midnight, and Ashley stopped to get a hug from a sober Owen Wilson, who "looked really good and healthy." Said our spy: "Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date." (Source)
And then the New York Post said:
Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." (Source)
Hate to break it to you Lance but you're about four years too late with this chick. Remember when everyone was counting down the days until the Olsen Twins' 18th birthday? And then they just sorta turned into freaks? It was like one day I was figuring out how to hook up with a 17-year-old without going to jail again and then the next day they were zombies. It's enough to make a creepy old pedophile who drives a windowless van and has foil covering his apartment windows weep. Hi Dad!
Pierce Brosnan
Pierce Brosnan allegedly assaulted a photographer outside a movie theatre in Malibu Friday night. A friend of the photographers, Blair Hanson, told OK! magazine about the incident:
"My friend Rob was keeping his distance and saying nice things to Pierce like "I love your movies.’" claims Blair. "Pierce was just fake smiling and then went right in his face. Pierce said to him 'Why don't you fuck off, mate!' And he started to fight with him," he laughs and added, "my friend said he instinctively just hit him in the balls."Calls by OK! to reps for Pierce have not yet been returned. A police report has been filed against the actor and more info should be released later today regarding the incident. (Source)
He was punched in the balls? James Bond doesn't get punched in the balls. No this story is all wrong. Did he at least fuck his wife? Tell me he fucked the guy's wife. Throw me a bone here.
Tera Patrick
Adult film star Tera Patrick in Ralph magazine
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Mel Gibson at the premiere of American Gangster (10/29)
+ Dear God . . . Rumer Willis upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ 2007 Played-Out Halloween Costumes [Maxim]
+ Next Bond girl this spicy Latina? God I hope so. [Lossip]
+ Natalie Portman is Pretty in Parade [Egotastic!]
+ Just your average prank involving a skeleton and a fake penis [Horny Oyster]
+ Katie Holmes' new movie is gonna suck [The Evil Beet]
+ Quite possibly the scariest costume ever [F-Listed]
+ Cheerleader gets blasted by football team--no this isn't porn [Part Mule]
