Knee-high boots and a skirt for a court appearance? Sure (10/26)
Britney Spears was interviewed by Ryan Seacrest this morning on his KIIS FM radio show. It was your average mindboggling Britney experience full of giggles, talk of cookies and fried chicken, and an abrupt end to the interview so Britney could go take a shower (Shower? Progress!). A summary of the interview below:
How she celebrated the release of her new album yesterday:
“It was laid back really. We watched movies, that’s about it. [We] had fried chicken.”
Song on her album that means the most to her:
“I really like “Heaven on Earth.” I think its a cool track and its kinda different from all the other songs.”
How she handles the rumors:
“I try not to let it get to me. As long as you know what’s up and what’s true, that’s all that matters.”
On rumors that she’s a bad mother:
“People say what they want and do what they do. It’s sad . . . how cruel our world can be. You just gotta know in your heart you’re doing the best that you can.
On how often she will see her kids:
“My lawyers know all that stuff.”
And that’s pretty much it as far as Britney promoting her new album goes. Apparently the folks at Jive Records have given up trying to work with her. A source told the New York Daily News:
“They can’t get Britney to do anything! They did get her to do one photo-shoot for some promotional materials, but beyond that, they can’t trust her to even show up. This album could’ve been so much bigger with Britney involved.This is the one opportunity they have to try and sell a million records. They were forced to [go on with] their marketing plan — without her. Jive is just hoping to continue riding the Britney wave. The label can’t afford to waste their money hoping to get some of her time to help promote this. She’s too busy [hanging out] in a club somewhere.” (Source)
Hanging out in the club? Like Winston’s on Monday night?
According to an OK! spy, Brit spent a good portion of her evening in the ladies room, accompanied by [her cousin] Alli at all times. As the evening came to a close, at about 1:30 a.m., Britney headed into the ladies room — again — and was spotted chatting with a brunette female bartender. “While waiting for a stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘You have nice tits! Mine are all saggy!’” an eyewitness tells OK!. The bartender, somewhat dumbstruck by the comment, replied, ‘Thank you?!!’” Brit then asked the girl, “Do you wanna change? I wanna switch outfits!! Let’s switch!!’” (Source)
Seriously folks, this is just the tip of the iceberg. I can quote ten more of these damn stories like it’s nothing. But I won’t because I’m not an asshole. Despite what you may read in the liberal media, Britney’s doing her best to raise those two kids of hers. It’s so easy to criticize her and not think of her as a real person with real emotions but–just kidding, I’m totally fucking with you. I’d post a little bit more but it’s lunch time and I gotta get something to eat. I’m thinking Chinese but I’m open to suggestions . . .
UPDATE: Italian it is. Joe, thanks for the tip. I owe you big time!
