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The New York Post is making the shocking claim this morning that Britney Spears' woeful performance at the VMAs on Sunday may not have been Sarah Silverman's fault. Lies! All lies!
Britney Spears has no one to blame but herself for her disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night. The lip-synching pop tart showed up for her big comeback late, unprepared and with a drink in her hand. On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. Our spy said, "She didn't even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess."To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn't go straight to rehearsals. "She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas," the spy said. "She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand."
When Spears preformed on Sunday, she stumbled a couple times and couldn't remember the words she was lip-syncing. She covered her mouth at one point but by the end of the song had simply given up any pretense of singing.
"The dance number was spectacular - without her," said our spy at rehearsal. "When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn't going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn't do them."
eanwhile, Spears was agitated because she didn't like the outfit MTV had selected for her. "MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn't think it was sexy enough." Instead, Spears changed into a spangly bra-and-underwear outfit she'd brought with her that emphasized her weight gain over the last year.
After Spears performed at the VMAs, she allegedly broke down in tears but then partied until 3 a.m. She changed outfits several times and again was photographed by paparazzi wearing no underwear. (Source)
I guess we can officially call Britney a train wreck . . . if the train was full of gasoline, orphans, plutonium, medical waste, nukes, gunpowder, jet fuel, *NSYNC CDs, dirty bombs, used condoms, barrels of Agent Orange, napalm, and heading towards a cliff! As for Britney's vajayjay, the thing looks more beat up than Tina Turner after a few rounds with Ike.
She didn't want to be there and she doesn't want to be doing what she's doing. If that isn't plain enough from that performance, I don't know what is. She hates the biz and she hates being on display, slaved out to an uneducated, disconnected public.
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Where are all the idiot Twitney fans screaming about how "Britney is back and better than ever!"?
aybe, finally, they realize that her career is over.
"Fat?!" This you consider "Fat?!" Well sure if by "fat" you mean "Hotter than 10,000 supernovas." And no, I'm not a fan of her music, just her raging sexiness.
Brit looked like she belonged in the back row of a High School dance squad. She's only got what $700,000 to work with this month? Hit the mirror, hon. Whoever looks back gets the blame.
I'm suprised you didn't mention the cheesepuffs, never forget the cheesepuffs.
An uneducated, disconnected Britney is the problem. No, she's not "fat" based on the average American (but that is not setting the bar very high at all)...but she's nowhere near toned...and that goes with the territory she wants to own...Look the part, play the part...she does neither based on Sunday...Totally unprofessional...Washed up...probably, Trainwreck (personally) absolutely...Who's fault, hmmmm, she's an adult, so I guess, it's totally on her shoulders... Will I lose a second of sleep, never...She will (always) have a comfortable existance forever & ever...Paid for by her fans, (Sorry Brit not a single $ from me) So fair game...Think of it as being accountable to your shareholders...Brit isn't any longer...
Just one statement more from me on the Spears Spitoon:
Hopefully the entertainment industry has learned that even "CASH" cows can contract Hoof and Mouth desease....
If you're one of the highest paid entertainers in the biz, you had better dance a tiny bit more enthusiastically than a senior citizen who's walking cane was just snatched.
If you can't even sing vocals for the song, at the very least mouth the lip synch reasonably close.
And for heaven's sake don't force your bloated bod in everyone's face. I know Brit's tramp stamped persona begs for tight revealing clothes....but everyone has to grow up sometime...or at least cover up a little more until your body matches the image you're trying to ram up everyone's shorts.
It it okay to criticize her performance?
Of COURSE it is! Performers ask for your time to view their art. Their time is no more valuable than your time. They clobber you with advertisments of swiffer sweepers and feminin hygien products as compensation....
If the audience holds up their end of the bargain - but Brit can't be bothered to entertain.....she SHOULD expect a pointy toed cowboy boot to be squarely planted in that cellulite rippled a$$ of hers.
And to the assertions that she had a broken heel. Um... how on earth does one photoshopped picture of a sideway turned heel outweigh thousands of other pictures that show both heels perfectly straight?
And....while I don't agree with targeting her kids for laughs... I certainly don't feel sorry for Britney over it. It was an echo of her own comments.... Feel sorry for the kids for having a role model that seems to never rise above the crusted toilet bowl ring Brit has chosen to build her pathetic existence around.
Groupies who forever cling to some screw up as if they were a god should seriously re-appraise such morbid dellusions. A stink hole who wears expensive jewelry is still a stinkhole.