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And by "great" I mean "not great." Holy shit, look at those things. Ladies I know the price is tempting but Thailand is no place for plastic surgery. Beautiful beaches and exploitable labor? Yes. Breast implants? No. I heard the gap between Tori's breasts is so wide that even Robbie Knievel is intimidated by it.
More pictures of Tori Spelling at the Jill Stuart Fashion show on Tuesday after the jump...
"I heard the gap between Tori’s breasts is so wide that even Robbie Knievel is intimidated by it"
I'm afraid of that face , awful
Left to their own devises, those manufactured bowling balls on her chest tend to point opposites like two cross-eyed clowns giving directions...
I'm not sure when the 20 pound jug o lipo was extracted from her gut, but Tori certainly lives more episodes of Extreme Makeover than I care to count. Dig those bee-stung lips. Dr90210 please fix her.
Should be very interesting to see what 30 years of stretching, inflating and lipo-ing results in when she's about 50. Think she's a plastic inflatable doll now? Patience dude....the fun's just beginning...
Brankind, I like this line of thinking...
I heard the gap between Tori's breasts is so wide...baby Jessica fell down it.
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I heard the gap between Tori's breasts is so wide...it made Michael Strahan's teeth jealous!
Everybody into the pool!
What a horseface! Amazing what money can do. I can't believe she was on a TV show. Those breasts look like they should be painted on a B 52 bomber. A pair of cartoon characters!! Mo and Larry!
Gory Spelling has her inflatable life vest on already... that's for sure.
But what I'd give to tie her hands behind her back, blindfold her, spin her around and set her walking any direction in a round room with a few other bicycle pumped broads....
Now this would be a role that realistically befits Gory's talent.
everything about her looks plastic. guess you have to out do the ex-wife especially when you start a relationship when the guys still married, 'cause you know he'll never be faithful.