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Remember the joke I made on Monday about getting Kid Rock and Tommy Lee into a ring? Apparently someone was paying attention. From the New York Post:
Vegas lounge impresario Jeff Beacher wants to settle the score between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock once and for all - with a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Pamela Anderson's exes. After the two clashed at the MTV's Video Music Awards, Beacher decided the time has come for them to lace on the gloves. "We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson," said Beacher. "What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!" (Source)
There's no way this fight gets off the ground. The Nevada Athletic Commission has a strict rule against more than ten STDs in the ring at one time. It's why Paris couldn't do that Celebrity Boxing show on Fox a few years ago. Besides, if I actually wanted to watch a fight between two whiny bitches, I'd start paying attention to the Rosie/Trump feud.
NOTE: This has nothing to do with this post but check out the kind of ass Tommy Lee was pulling at Coachella a few months ago (pic here and here). For the sake of her modeling career, that chick should think about getting implants.
"There’s no way this fight gets off the ground. The Nevada Athletic Commission has a strict rule against more than ten STDs in the ring at one time. It’s why Paris couldn’t do that Celebrity Boxing show on Fox a few years ago"
Fucking brill. Any and all ways to reference Paris in even other people's roasts are always welcome. Lest we never forget what a waste of breath she is.
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There’s no way this fight gets off the ground. The Nevada Athletic Commission has a strict rule against more than ten STDs in the ring at one time. It’s why Paris couldn’t do that Celebrity Boxing show on Fox a few years ago. Besides, if I actually wanted to watch a fight between two whiny bitches, I’d start paying attention to the Rosie/Trump feud.
bwahahahahahahahahaha
It was worth reading the article just for that paragraph.
looks like they're showing off their hep c infested fingers... mucho graciass pam
2 loosers
It would never get off the ground because neither could afford the mass humiliation of losing. A single girl slap could define their entire existence if photographed.
Each has an unlimited supply of 18 year old, bicycle pump breasted, sun slurped blonds to infect. Why go an entire day off the crack pipe for a lousy mil? T'aint happening.